KImchee REveals The Secret To FAKE orgasms !

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Today In SEX ED , I will talk To You About The FAKE ORgasm ....MAny Woman Have Faked IT !

Now , I'm Sure Most Men DOn't Give A FVck About A Woman's orgasm as long as they shot Their load , They R Fine .... however , For Those sophisticated, artistic men this little revelation may appeal To you. Afterall, If You Choose To Truly satisfy your woman , IT Can ONLY Mean BEtter SEX for You as Well.

OK ....the story Goes ....

a few months ago , I was In My Usual adventuresome mood So I hired an escort ....I wanted To Have Sexual Intercourse with Her...Of cOurse ....NO JImmy Cap Needed .....

Well, I proceeded with My plan After I paid her in a white envelope.....

in a previous thread , i outlined my plan of attack ....i did go down on me lady in red n pleasured her ... as she was proclaiming her climax , i went for my aggresive offensive move ...sure enough ...she demanded contraception , but it ewas too late for her ...she was helpless ...I WON !...not Only Did I WIN ...Touchdown !VICTORY ....johnny drama style...

Anyway , Here Goes the Gist of The Story...Afterwards , I asked Her ..."Did U Really Commence ?" ...She replied , " Of course , I did !"...I usually DON't, But I DID !"...." How Can I tell ?", I asked

She Put My EAR towards Her Breast .....HER HEART WAS POUNDING Like A FREIGHT TRAIN !

15 minutes later...WE Went AT it AGAIN !!! ONLY this TIME ...SHe WAS On Top Of ME And SHE yelled .." I'm COMmmenting !"....IT"s THEN MY LIFE CHANGED ...THAT vERY INSTANT .....I IMMEDiately LAID My EAR Between Her sweaty Tits And Listened To THat Wonderful Sound Of AFFIRMATION .....YES !!...Her HEART WAS THUMPING Wildly Again! ..ain't NO WAY SHE WAS Fakin IT !

From now ON.....As SOON AS They Say They COmmanded , I Do The MOVE....U Know ?... YES INDEED My brothers ....I cHECK For An irregular Heart Beat !!!!:thumbsup: :missingte :ohno: ...the sick fvck that i am !:103631605 :dancefool :pope: :missingte :missingte :missingte :party:
 

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I've got $5000 that says Kimchee is Wilheim or one of the RX mods...may be hard to prove....any takers?
 

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I've got $5000 that says Kimchee is Wilheim or one of the RX mods...may be hard to prove....any takers?

kimchee is the real deal....there is no other...come on...how the fvck can anyone make this shit up ? U gotta be really fvcked up !...n Whillem ain't that...the fvckn guy banned me from Baseball posts For imitating Dsethi !:missingte
 

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If kimchee is dsethi, I am crappin my pants.

Next time you cOmmode, kimchee, point it towards your own mouth:nopityA:cause you must even drive the escorts nuts. :ohno:
 

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If kimchee is dsethi, I am crappin my pants.

Next time you cOmmode, kimchee, point it towards your own mouth:nopityA:cause you must even drive the escorts nuts. :ohno:


dude...i'm stilll fvckn laughin i just commenced on my cumputer !:lolBIG: :missingte :missingte

funny fvckn line , bro !....i think i'll take u up on that advice !:missingte
 

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If kimchee is dsethi, I am crappin my pants.

Next time you cOmmode, kimchee, point it towards your own mouth:nopityA:cause you must even drive the escorts nuts. :ohno:


....i'll say this....they are rendered virtually HELPLESS:lolBIG: :ohno:
 

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